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Just Watch Some Law and Order and Say “Objection!” a Lot

A new law allows lawyers to charge a $25 fee for cases where they used to be free. I swear I didn’t mean to rhyme and I swear The Scene actually has something interesting to say.

Billy Blanks Isn’t the Only Weight Loss Game In Town

Try the Mary Kate (named after those two famous twins, I think they were on Family Matters) Challenge, an online game that rewards you for eating less and less. Anorexics, like a certain incoming Cleveland State freshman, are scoring high. Seriously, who would come up with this shit?

Websters Drops Some New Words

Get excited vocab nerds!!! What, am I the only one? Whatever jocks, go kick a ball or something. I’ll checking out the new Websters which has added a wealth of new words this year. Sadly, they still don’t have grundle.