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Not Everyone is Down With Openness and Honesty

Councilwoman Nina Turner is taking over for forced to resign Joe Jones after charges of mail fraud and complaints of bribery. In typical fashion the people that Jones swindled money from are happy while others who received personal attention merely state, “People look at [members of council] to provide services for them.” I never knew that meant foot rubs and picking up prescriptions, but hey
 maybe that’s politics.

Idlewild Not Too Happy About Idlewild

Wait a second; Andre 3000 and Big Boi aren’t historically accurate? What is the world coming to!? Residents of Idlewild, Michigan are a bit perturbed by the fact that the film is not only set in Georgia, but turns a historically famous black resort that showcased acts like BB King into, “a shoot- ‘em-up, bang-bang minstrel show.” People are pissed.

University Circle Gets Wi-fi

A new wireless “cloud” is being installed over a small part of University Circle to provide free wireless internet access. The spot will soon be expanded to a 5-mile radius. You know what this means? Carl Monday will soon have an exclusive on people looking at porn in the park.