MyFriendCleveland

Upon rolling out of bed this morning at 11:30 I, Andy, discovered a note written in 5th grade chicken scratch on the back of an envelope that read something to the effect of: “I’m too busy to do the news today, you do it.” I shall do my best to fill the shoes of Matt, but that asshole has some big feet.

Rich People Want Better Seats at Cavs Games

Apparantely the luxury loges at Gund Ar… excuse me, the Q, aren’t good enough, and the owners of the stadium are proposing a $30 million dollar renovation. Rather than drop the cash themselves, they are hoping the fair tax payers could foot the bill. Oh, and I guess they want to see Bon Jovi better next time he performs in Cleveland.

Scientific Study Once Again Startles the Masses

Turns out that rich suburbs have better students. 20 points the first person who can draw the tough corrolation that causes this unexplained phenomenon. The Plain Dealer sure is pushing the boundary on that study. I’m personally amazed by two things: A) the fact that the second time they attempted to spell “continuous,” they did so incorrectly, and B) Lorain. Eat that Dave Evans!

And That’s All I Got!

There are shows, lots of shows, this weekend, including Guitar Angle at the R Bar on Mayfield. There are 4 shows tonight. Check the events calendar.