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Hot Cops Aren’t the Only Ones Who Take Their Clothes Off

A Sagamore Hills Officer’s pervy ways finally caught up with him when an anonymous source sent a disc full of his cybersleeze to his boss. And, as if this story wasn’t funny enough on its own, it may contain the best quotes I’ve seen all year. He’s a taste, “I’m blind in one eye,” Schweikert says. “It hurt my other eye,” or how about, “Nobody’s got enough balls to come up and say something to your face.” Believe me it gets better. I hope everyone caught the Arrested Development reference.

Move Over Bone Thugs

Cleveland hip-hop is about to get blazed! MTV employees recently discovered a 20-year-old music video for Cleveland white rapper Denny Blaze. Do I really even need to say anything else… Ok, ok, last thing, his alias is Average Homeboy. Now go get the rest of the laughs for yourself.

The Plain Dealer Only Now Mocks The Monday

People all over the country have been hating on Carl Monday for months and sadly it wasn’t until now that The Plain Dealer’s crack staff felt it was necessary to weigh in. It’s not even that funny.

Check It Out

We recently added two new record reviews for your music snob reading pleasure, as well as a fantastic little movie we dug out of the archives and resurrected.