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Now The Scene Writes Soap Operas

Why write about a murder as a murder when you can turn it into an overdramatic literary journalism piece about a sexy love triangle and desperate jealousy motivated actions? This should be a piece on Oprah.

Seriously, Who Thinks This Guy is Funny?

Plain Dealer Columnist Chuck Yarborough, and yes he does have a wonderful head shot also (sweet earring, brah!), brings up zany minor league baseball promotions without even mentioning Carl Moustache Monday Night! Just when you think the guy couldn’t do any worse he drops jokes so bad that he makes Weird Al look like a comic genius. But, alas, I digress.