Archive for August, 2006

Who Needs Lawyers, Food, or Grundle?

August 31, 2006 No Comments

Just Watch Some Law and Order and Say “Objection!” a Lot A new law allows lawyers to charge a $25 fee for cases where they used to be free. I swear I didn’t mean to rhyme and I swear The Scene actually has something interesting to say. Billy Blanks Isn’t the Only Weight Loss Game In ...

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MyFriendCleveland: Spicing Up Your News Since 2006

August 30, 2006 No Comments

Meet the Nerd Who Keeps Us Clean Andrew Watterson is trying to make Cleveland eco-friendly, what the hell are you doing? But seriously, you guys are lazy and this guy isn’t, I think that’s the point of the article. Either that or the fact that this dude bought a boat with a loan his junior ...

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Tuesdays: Now As Slow As Mondays

August 29, 2006 No Comments

Not Everyone is Down With Openness and Honesty Councilwoman Nina Turner is taking over for forced to resign Joe Jones after charges of mail fraud and complaints of bribery. In typical fashion the people that Jones swindled money from are happy while others who received personal attention merely state, “People look at [members of council] ...

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I Read Three Articles And Then Put Links to Them In Little Blurbs Where I Make Fun Of Them

August 28, 2006 No Comments

I Am So Sick Of Squishing My Bananas The Plain Dealer gives the low down on three Cleveland area parents who turned their children’s misfortunes into profitable ideas. A little baby who can’t get along with the other kids and has to call mom everyday? Just draw pictures on her lunch bags until the other kids notice and ...

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What’s Worse, Stupid Rednecks, Wealthy Canucks, or Shitty Screamo?

August 25, 2006 No Comments

Deer Decoy Deals Out Devious Damage It’s early and for some reason alliteration seems really funny. What isn’t so funny is that three teens in Kenton stole a deer decoy, placed it on a road to watch motorists swerve around it, and caused an accident that seriously injured two other teens. Couple that with the fact ...

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And I Thought No One Would Notice If I Didn’t Update

August 24, 2006 No Comments

Cleveland Music That Doesn’t Suck Punknews has a show review of Cleveland’s own Aloha that is adorned with a perfect ten. Check it out and feel free to respond with kudos, heckling, or an all around non sequitur. Grumpy Old Man Current Rock Hall feature Bob Dylan gives his two cents yet again. This time he rails ...

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Eat Your Hearts Out, Update Whores

August 22, 2006 No Comments

Wha’ Happened? There was some miscommunication around the MFC offices yesterday, you know water cooler chat taken as mere playfulness when in reality it’s serious, baby. Well the end result was a lack of updates on our part, thus we apologize and resume or regularly scheduled sarcasm today. Also, in Denny’s absence we have failed ...

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Our News Guy Thinks He’s Too Good for You

August 18, 2006 1 Comment

Upon rolling out of bed this morning at 11:30 I, Andy, discovered a note written in 5th grade chicken scratch on the back of an envelope that read something to the effect of: “I’m too busy to do the news today, you do it.” I shall do my best to fill the shoes of Matt, ...

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Bears, Vans, and Paint

August 17, 2006 No Comments

Country Cred Killer The Plain Dealer’s gossip page (yes there is one with hot news on Justin Timberlake too!!) tells of how country singer Troy Gentry of Montgomery Gentry recently purchased a tame black bear, made a film of himself “hunting” it, and then killed the bear with a bow and arrow while it was still ...

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Bad TV and Worse Movies

August 16, 2006 No Comments

Reality TV: Still Alive and Kicking The Plain Dealer tries to wrap its mind around the fact that Reality TV has neither died nor flourished on network television. Donahue, is that you? Insert Van Halen Song Title Here Local B-movie queen wannabe, Brenna Lee Roth claims to be the love child of former Van Halen ...

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Fleeing, Peeing, and Reading

August 15, 2006 No Comments

Cleveland Exodus Continues Cleveland’s population continues to dwindle as census figures now suggest that by next July the population could drop to below 400,000, the lowest it has been since 1900. ”The devil’s in the details,” said Robert Layton, a federal planner in Cleveland. Why is everyone always so quick to blame Satan? Mars Volta Pissed Off Stage It ...

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Monday = Jack Shit To Talk About

August 14, 2006 1 Comment

A Lazy Web-Editor I was supposed to be interviewing my friend George, who is taking part in a study in which he must lay down for three months. Sound crazy? It is. Here are two of his blogs. The first is something he is doing for McSweeny’s website. It is really well written. The second ...

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Tonight Tonight Tonight. wooooh-oooh.

August 14, 2006 No Comments

the death set! http://www.myspace.com/thedeathset videohippos http://www.myspace.com/videohippos dan deacon http://www.myspace.com/dandeacon The Church 2681 W. 14th St.

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Red Alert? Time to Party!

August 11, 2006 No Comments

Please help the Janssens out.

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I just ate a burrito out of boredom

I’m waiting for a friends band to play. Had 30 minutes to kill. Ate a burrito. Wasn’t hungry. Just...

MyFriend … Seven Hills?

I’ve been staying in Seven Hills a few nights this week.

Bridge and Tunnel @ Berea Fest

Berea Fest is one of the better weekends of my year.

Trying Not to Make This a LeBron Page

I don’t want every post on here to be about LeBron going to the Heat, because honestly we all...

Another One Bites the Dust

Just when you thought we couldn’t hate the Heat any more, they’ve gone and signed Zydrunas Ilgauskas.