Just Watch Some Law and Order and Say “Objection!” a Lot
A new law allows lawyers to charge a $25 fee for cases where they used to be free. I swear I didn’t mean to rhyme and I swear The Scene actually has something interesting to say.
Billy Blanks Isn’t the Only Weight Loss Game In Town
Try the [...]
Meet the Nerd Who Keeps Us Clean
Andrew Watterson is trying to make Cleveland eco-friendly, what the hell are you doing? But seriously, you guys are lazy and this guy isn’t, I think that’s the point of the article. Either that or the fact that this dude bought a boat with a loan his junior of [...]
Not Everyone is Down With Openness and Honesty
Councilwoman Nina Turner is taking over for forced to resign Joe Jones after charges of mail fraud and complaints of bribery. In typical fashion the people that Jones swindled money from are happy while others who received personal attention merely state, “People look atto provide services for them.” [...]
I Am So Sick Of Squishing My Bananas
The Plain Dealer gives the low down on three Cleveland area parents who turned their children’s misfortunes into profitable ideas. A little baby who can’t get along with the other kids and has to call mom everyday? Just draw pictures on her lunch bags until the other kids notice and soon [...]
Deer Decoy Deals Out Devious Damage
It’s early and for some reason alliteration seems really funny. What isn’t so funny is that three teens in Kenton stole a deer decoy, placed it on a road to watch motorists swerve around it, and caused an accident that seriously injured two other teens. Couple that with the fact that [...]
Cleveland Music That Doesn’t Suck
Punknews has a show review of Cleveland’s own Aloha that is adorned with a perfect ten. Check it out and feel free to respond with kudos, heckling, or an all around non sequitur.
Grumpy Old Man
Current Rock Hall feature Bob Dylan gives his two cents yet again. This time he rails against contemporary music, [...]
Wha’ Happened?
There was some miscommunication around the MFC offices yesterday, you know water cooler chat taken as mere playfulness when in reality it’s serious, baby. Well the end result was a lack of updates on our part, thus we apologize and resume or regularly scheduled sarcasm today. Also, in Denny’s absence we have failed to [...]
Upon rolling out of bed this morning at 11:30 I, Andy, discovered a note written in 5th grade chicken scratch on the back of an envelope that read something to the effect of: “I’m too busy to do the news today, you do it.” I shall do my best to fill the shoes of Matt, [...]
Country Cred Killer
The Plain Dealer’s gossip page (yes there is one with hot news on Justin Timberlake too!!) tells of how country singer Troy Gentry of Montgomery Gentry recently purchased a tame black bear, made a film of himself “hunting” it, and then killed the bear with a bow and arrow while it was still in [...]
Reality TV: Still Alive and Kicking
The Plain Dealer tries to wrap its mind around the fact that Reality TV has neither died nor flourished on network television. Donahue, is that you?
Insert Van Halen Song Title Here
Local B-movie queen wannabe, Brenna Lee Roth claims to be the love child of former Van Halen front man David [...]
Cleveland Exodus Continues
Cleveland’s population continues to dwindle as census figures now suggest that by next July the population could drop to below 400,000, the lowest it has been since 1900. ”The devil’s in the details,” said Robert Layton, a federal planner in Cleveland. Why is everyone always so quick to blame Satan?
Mars Volta Pissed Off Stage
It was so hard [...]
A Lazy Web-Editor
I was supposed to be interviewing my friend George, who is taking part in a study in which he must lay down for three months. Sound crazy? It is. Here are two of his blogs. The first is something he is doing for McSweeny’s website. It is really well written. The second is [...]
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