Bars Suck, Carl Monday Sucks, and So Does The Plain Dealer’s Sense of Humor
Look At My Striped Shirt!
Sometimes getting drunk and bitter about the walking cliches that inhabit Cleveland bars
Finally, Carl Monday Gets the Respect He Deserves
Florida Minor Leauge Baseball Team, the Dunedin Blue Jays will host “Carl Moustache Monday Night” on August 7. So get your plane ticket and start growing them whiskers,
Are those Canadians tippin’ too many Molsons?
Aw, The Plain Dealer made a joke! But this is a serious issue people! The Canadians are not drunk and they might be able to see into our homes if these atmospheric phenomena continue! One all-too-sober Cleveland resident even stated that, “When it shows up, it looks like you can touch it.”
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Carl Fucking Monday cut me off in the parking lot of the Lakewood drug mart last weekend.