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Pirates with lazers…

Ingenuity Fest starts today, July 13th. The four-day festival will feature music, food, art, and technology, all the while re-routing bus lines and and causing general anxiety for the 15 people that use public-transportation. Boot up your iPod and check out the Fest’s site here.

If that’s not your cup of tea, you can go the opposite way and check out the Tall ships exhibit, because who doesn’t like old boats?

Parker Posey, Paul Rudd, Cleveland… What’s not to like?

Well, possibly Mischa Barton. Aparently she was sick of filming on the gorgeous west coast and decided scenic Cleveland was more her style, co-starring in The Oh in Ohio. Posey and Rudd play a married couple that’s having a little trouble in the bedroom, and Barton plays a younger love interest mixing things up. Don’t fret, Posey has the option of the loveable, adorable, scorching-hot Danny DeVito. Paul Rudd, eat your heart out. Check out the trailer here.

Dude, your last name totally means “cowardly.”

“I’ve always felt that horror films are a mirror, and that mirror reflects what’s happening in society,” Cleveland’s own Wes Craven recently proclaimed. Am I the only one who totally forgot about that time that dude in a striped shirt killed all those Parma teenagers in their sleep? They’re  a mirror alright.

Slipknot’s Sloppy Seconds

What does it say about Cleveland’s music scene when masked metal act Mushroomhead are given an icon award? I wish it meant the Scene put out an April Fool’s issue in July, but alas. 

So this is news?

Do I even need to make a joke? The dude honestly wrote an article on going to get his license renewed and someone published it.